Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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