I hope mine doesn't look like that
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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