Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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