the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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