How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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