do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
This is my gift to your gina
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Randomize
