it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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