Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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