you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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