morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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