how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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