so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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