So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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