There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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