yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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