their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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