How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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