Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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