I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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