well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
