so that wasnt chicken after all
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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