I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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