Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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