This girl is more easily done than said...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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