There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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