How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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