how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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