yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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