we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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