some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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