CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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