a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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