brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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