I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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