Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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