i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Randomize