You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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