Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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