Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Randomize
