and she was petting her beer can
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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