So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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