I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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