my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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