it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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