I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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