Sponge bath it is.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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