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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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