he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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