normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
tell me about the fingering
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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