no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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