My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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