i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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