kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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