It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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